return {
	ACTIONFAIL =
	{
		SHAVE =
		{
			AWAKEBEEFALO = "I will wait until he is not looking.",
			GENERIC = "That cannot be shaved.",
			NOBITS = "I cannot shave when there are no hairs.",
		},
	},
	ACTIONFAIL_GENERIC = "I am not mighty enough to do that.",
	ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "Next time I will be mightier!",
	ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "Ow! Why did you hurt me, throwy stick?",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "Show yourself!",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "Ow! It got me!",
	ANNOUNCE_COLD = "Brrrrrrr! Is frosty!",
	ANNOUNCE_CRAFTING_FAIL = "I need to gather more things to make that.",
	ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "The scary time is coming soon.",
	ANNOUNCE_EAT =
	{
		GENERIC = "Yum!",
		PAINFUL = "Ooooh. I have belly ache.",
		SPOILED = "Ew! Tastes like garbage!",
		STALE = "Tastes funny.",
	},
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_DARK = "I cannot see! I am scared!",
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "I can see again!",
	ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "I hear puppies!",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "My mighty belly is empty!",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "Animal is close!",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "No animal here.",
	ANNOUNCE_INV_FULL = "My mighty arms can carry no more.",
	ANNOUNCE_PECKED = "What I do to deserve this?",
	ANNOUNCE_TORCH_OUT = "Oh no! The light is gone!",
	ANNOUNCE_WORMHOLE = "It makes me feel alive!",
	BATTLECRY =
	{
		GENERIC = "I will punch you!",
		PIG = "I am sorry, my friend!",
		PREY = "Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!",
		SPIDER = "Die, evil scary bug!",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "I am still stronger, scary bug!",
	},
	COMBAT_QUIT =
	{
		GENERIC = "Ha! I win!",
		PIG = "I forgive you, pig man.",
		PREY = "You keep running!",
		SPIDER = "He ran away from me.",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "He knows I am stronger.",
	},
	DESCRIBE =
	{
		MAXWELLPHONOGRAPH = "Is box that sings!",
		BOOMERANG = "Boom! A rang! Ha!",
		PIGGUARD = "Is bad piggie!",
		ADVENTURE_PORTAL = "Is mouth door! Say Ahhhhh!",
		AMULET = "Is very pretty.",
		ANIMAL_TRACK = "Animal went this way.",
		ARMORGRASS = "Is prickly.",
		ARMORMARBLE = "I tie rocks to muscles.",
		ARMORWOOD = "Is almost strong as belly!",
		ARMOR_SANITY = "Is like wearing scary little rag!",
		AXE = "Chop!",
		BABYBEEFALO = "Baby hair-cow!",
		BANDAGE = "I can fix me!",
		BASALT = "Is stronger even than me!",
		BEARDHAIR = "Gross. These are not from my face.",
		BEDROLL_STRAW = "Nap time!",
		BEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Is fat and angry-looking.",
			HELD = "Is safely in my pocket.",
		},
		BEEBOX =
		{
			GENERIC = "Bees!",
			READY = "Is ready for harvest!",
		},
		BEEFALO =
		{
			FOLLOWER = "Hair-cow follow me!",
			GENERIC = "Is hair-cow thing!",
			NAKED = "Hair-cow has no more hair.",
			SLEEPING = "Hair-cow is sleeping.",
		},
		BEEFALOHAT = "Is good hat!",
		BEEFALOWOOL = "I make clothes of hair-cow.",
		BEEHIVE = "Oh, beehive!",
		BERRIES = "Is tasty!",
		BERRYBUSH =
		{
			BARREN = "I need to poop on it.",
			GENERIC = "Is full of food-balls!",
			PICKED = "Eating part is gone.",
		},
		BIRDCAGE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Is home for my birdies.",
			OCCUPIED = "Hello birdie!",
			SLEEPING = "I should be quiet!",
		},
		BIRDTRAP = "I will catch bird!",
		BIRD_EGG = "Poor birdy.",
		BIRD_EGG_COOKED = "Yum!",
		BISHOP = "Padre!",
		BLOWDART_FIRE = "Careful, Wolfgang.",
		BLUEGEM = "Pretty rock.",
		BLUEPRINT = "Pretty pictures!",
		BLUE_CAP = "Is good for me, I think.",
		BLUE_CAP_COOKED = "Is not same.",
		BLUE_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Is mushy room.",
			INGROUND = "Mushy room is hiding!",
			PICKED = "I already took that mushy room.",
		},
		BOARDS = "I break log to make board!",
		BUGNET = "Catch bugs.",
		BUSHHAT = "I am so sneaky!",
		BUTTER = "Is buttery, and taste like insect.",
		BUTTERFLY =
		{
			GENERIC = "Is pretty flutterby!",
			HELD = "My pet!",
		},
		BUTTERFLYWINGS = "No fly without wings!",
		CAMPFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "The darkness is coming!",
			GENERIC = "Good bye dark times!",
			HIGH = "Is too much fire!",
			LOW = "The fire is not hot enough.",
			NORMAL = "Is good fire!",
			OUT = "Uh oh. It turned off.",
		},
		CANE = "I can walk AND hit things!",
		CARROT = "Is food. I guess.",
		CHARCOAL = "Is like holding tiny dead tree.",
		CHESTER = "Strange box with legs.",
		CHESTER_EYEBONE =
		{
			GENERIC = "It is eye bone. Eye bone connect to face bone.",
			WAITING = "It sleeps now.",
		},
		COOKEDMEAT = "I made meat good with fire!",
		COOKEDMONSTERMEAT = "I still do not want to eat this.",
		COOKEDSMALLMEAT = "It is even smaller cooked!",
		CROW =
		{
			GENERIC = "I do not like birds.",
			HELD = "He is squawky.",
		},
		CUTGRASS = "I made a pile of grass.",
		CUTREEDS = "I made a clump of reeds.",
		CUTSTONE = "I crush rock to make brick!",
		DEERCLOPS = "He looks mightier than me!",
		DEERCLOPS_EYEBALL = "Yuck yuck yuck!",
		DIRTPILE = "Dirty dirt.",
		DIVININGROD =
		{
			COLD = "The robot box is talking.",
			GENERIC = "Is robot box.",
			HOT = "Robot box is scaring me!",
			WARM = "Ha! That is good one, robot box!",
			WARMER = "Robot box is getting angry...",
		},
		DUG_BERRYBUSH = "He is cold and lonely.",
		DUG_GRASS = "He is cold and lonely.",
		DUG_MARSH_BUSH = "He is cold and lonely.",
		DUG_SAPLING = "He is cold and lonely.",
		EARMUFFHAT = "Now I look like little bunny!",
		EVERGREEN =
		{
			BURNING = "I broke it.",
			BURNT = "Is small and broken now.",
			CHOPPED = "Ha! I have prevailed!",
			GENERIC = "Hello, tree!",
		},
		EVERGREEN_SPARSE =
		{
			BURNING = "I broke it.",
			BURNT = "Is small and broken now.",
			CHOPPED = "Ha! I have prevailed!",
			GENERIC = "Cheer up, tree!",
		},
		FARMPLOT =
		{
			GENERIC = "I will grow mighty crops here!",
			GROWING = "Grow my little friends! Grow!",
			NEEDSFERTILIZER = "Dirt is not dirty enough to make plants.",
		},
		FEM_PUPPET = "Scary chair scare her!",
		FIREFLIES =
		{
			GENERIC = "Sparkly!",
			HELD = "My pocket is sparkles!",
		},
		FIREHOUND = "Bark!",
		FIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "The darkness is coming!",
			GENERIC = "Good bye dark times!",
			HIGH = "Is too much fire!",
			LOW = "The fire is not hot enough.",
			NORMAL = "Is good fire!",
			OUT = "Uh oh. It turned off.",
		},
		FLINT = "Is rock, but pointy-er.",
		FLOWER = "They are very pretty.",
		FLOWERHAT = "Is so pretty!",
		FLOWER_EVIL = "Is not potato.",
		FROG =
		{
			DEAD = "Is delicacy in my country.",
			GENERIC = "Hey little froggy, froggy.",
			SLEEPING = "Is asleep.",
		},
		FROGLEGS = "Is delicacy in my country!",
		GEARS = "Ah ha! Who is bigger muscles now?",
		GHOST = "Aaaaaaaaaaah!",
		GOLDNUGGET = "Money is for tiny men!",
		GRASS =
		{
			BARREN = "It needs poop.",
			BURNING = "Not good!",
			GENERIC = "Is grass.",
			PICKED = "I have defeated the grass!",
		},
		GREEN_CAP = "Is for salads. Blech.",
		GREEN_CAP_COOKED = "Is not same.",
		GREEN_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Is mushy room.",
			INGROUND = "Mushy room is hiding!",
			PICKED = "I already took that mushy room.",
		},
		GUNPOWDER = "Boom pepper!",
		HAMBAT = "Is still good.",
		HAMMER = "Needs sickle!",
		HEALINGSALVE = "It makes me feel alive!",
		HEATROCK =
		{
			COLD = "Cold rock is useless!",
			GENERIC = "This round rock is like my head!",
			HOT = "Is finally hot enough!",
			WARM = "Is nice to touch!",
		},
		HOMESIGN = "Is no time for reading signs!",
		HONEY = "Is yum!",
		HONEYCOMB = "Bee used to live inside.",
		HOUND = "Woof!",
		HOUNDMOUND = "Is house of bones.",
		ICEBOX = "Box what makes cold!",
		ICEHOUND = "Bow wow!",
		INSANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "Is in my way.",
			INACTIVE = "Hah. I step over tiny obstacle.",
		},
		KILLERBEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Angry bee!",
			HELD = "My angry bee!",
		},
		KNIGHT = "Horsey horse!",
		KOALEFANT_SUMMER = "Nose meat!",
		KOALEFANT_WINTER = "So soft, I want to squish it!",
		KRAMPUS = "Scary goat man! Run!",
		KRAMPUS_SACK = "I have goat man's sack.",
		LEIF = "Wood man!",
		LEIF_SPARSE = "Wood man!",
		LIGHTNING_ROD =
		{
			CHARGED = "Ooooh, sparks!",
			GENERIC = "Is wire in sky!",
		},
		LITTLE_WALRUS = "You think you are mightier than old man?",
		LIVINGLOG = "Creepy face log!",
		LOG = "Is thick like my arm.",
		MALE_PUPPET = "Scary chair scare him!",
		MANDRAKE =
		{
			DEAD = "Little plant man is died!",
			GENERIC = "Is strange plant.",
			PICKED = "Little plant man friend!",
		},
		MARBLE = "I can lift!",
		MARBLEPILLAR = "Is too heavy to lift.",
		MARBLETREE = "Do not try punch tree.",
		MARSH_BUSH =
		{
			BURNING = "Uh oh. Spiky fire.",
			GENERIC = "Is thorny.",
			PICKED = "Thorns hurt.",
		},
		MARSH_PLANT = "Is plant.",
		MARSH_TREE =
		{
			BURNING = "I burn the spikes!",
			BURNT = "Is spikey and black now",
			CHOPPED = "I chop the spikes off!",
			GENERIC = "Is spikey.",
		},
		MAXWELL = "A fancy suit is no match for my muscles!",
		MAXWELLHEAD = "Scary head is 12 feet tall!",
		MAXWELLLIGHT = "Scary light!",
		MAXWELLLOCK = "Scary lock!",
		MAXWELLTHRONE = "Scary chair!",
		MEAT = "Meat makes me strong!",
		MEATRACK =
		{
			DONE = "Yum, meaty leather!",
			DRYING = "Dry meaty things! Dry!",
			GENERIC = "I can dry meat!",
		},
		MEAT_DRIED = "Look like leather, taste like meat.",
		MERM = "Is fishy man!",
		MERMHEAD = "What a handsome devil!",
		MERMHOUSE = "The house was not strong enough.",
		MONSTERMEAT = "It is not looking like food.",
		MONSTERMEAT_DRIED = "Look like leather, taste like leather.",
		MOSQUITO =
		{
			GENERIC = "Reminds me of uncle!",
			HELD = "No more blood for you!",
		},
		MOUND =
		{
			DUG = "I am sorry, dead peoples.",
			GENERIC = "Scary! Is probably full of bones!",
		},
		NIGHTLIGHT = "Is strange glow.",
		NIGHTMAREFUEL = "Scary stuff.",
		NIGHTSWORD = "Is real? Is not real? Is sharp!",
		NITRE = "Is rock, but different.",
		ONEMANBAND = "Is big and loud. I like!",
		PANDORASCHEST = "Fancy box!",
		PANFLUTE = "I can play folk song.",
		PAPYRUS = "Is like paper",
		PENGUIN = "...",
		PETALS = "These smell nice.",
		PETALS_EVIL = "They make my brain hurt.",
		PICKAXE = "Pick!",
		PIGGYBACK = "Smelly bag!",
		PIGHEAD = "Why long face?",
		PIGHOUSE =
		{
			FULL = "Hey! Come out here, pig man!",
			GENERIC = "The door is too small for me.",
			LIGHTSOUT = "Where did he go?",
		},
		PIGKING = "Ha! Is good people!",
		PIGMAN =
		{
			DEAD = "No! The pig is dead!",
			FOLLOWER = "Is friend now!",
			GENERIC = "Hello pig. How are you?",
			GUARD = "Does he even lift?",
			WEREPIG = "Angry piggie!",
		},
		PIGTORCH = "How is fire made?",
		PINECONE = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "I could crush this tree-seed with my hands!",
		    PLANTED = "It will be tree soon.",
		},
		PITCHFORK = "Reminds me of childhood.",
		PLANT_NORMAL =
		{
			GENERIC = "Leafy!",
			GROWING = "Is still growing.",
			READY = "Mmmm. Is tasty now.",
		},
		POND = "Is all wet.",
		POOP = "Smelly!",
		PURPLEGEM = "Prettier rock.",
		RABBIT =
		{
			GENERIC = "Tiny rabbit! Hide from me!",
			HELD = "He is my friend.",
		},
		RABBITHOLE = "You can not hide forever, jumping meat!",
		RAINOMETER = "Splish! Splash!",
		RAZOR = "My skin is too strong for hairs!",
		REDGEM = "Pretty rock.",
		RED_CAP = "Oh! Is Pretty and shiny!",
		RED_CAP_COOKED = "Is not same.",
		RED_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Is mushy room.",
			INGROUND = "Mushy room is hiding!",
			PICKED = "I already took that mushy room.",
		},
		REEDS =
		{
			BURNING = "Not good!",
			GENERIC = "Is watery grass.",
			PICKED = "I have beaten the reeds!",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB = "I am not sure how I feel about... science.",
		RESEARCHLAB2 = "I am not sure how I feel about... science.",
		RESEARCHLAB3 = "What has Wolfgang done?",
		RESURRECTIONSTATUE = "I'm not going to die.",
		RESURRECTIONSTONE = "Hop on rock!",
		ROBOT_PUPPET = "Scary chair scare it!",
		ROCK = "Is hard! Like me!",
		ROCKS = "Is rock. What you not get?",
		ROPE = "Strong! Like me!",
		ROTTENEGG = "Stinky!",
		SANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "Is beautiful!",
			INACTIVE = "Is hiding underground.",
		},
		SAPLING =
		{
			BURNING = "Oops.",
			GENERIC = "Puny tree! I am stronger than you!",
			PICKED = "Ha! Ha! Ha! Tree is floppy!",
		},
		SEEDS = "Too small to eat.",
		SEWING_KIT = "Is pokey!",
		SHOVEL = "Dirt Spoon!",
		SILK = "Is too fancy.",
		SKELETON = "Not enough muscle.",
		SKULLCHEST = "This man had big head!",
		SMALLBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "Is very small bird.",
			HUNGRY = "Small bird is hungry.",
			STARVING = "Small bird will die from starving.",
		},
		SMALLMEAT = "I need more meat!",
		SMALLMEAT_DRIED = "Look like leather, taste like meat.",
		SPEAR = "It gave me a sliver.",
		SPIDER =
		{
			DEAD = "Is made of sticky goo!",
			GENERIC = "He has scary face!",
			SLEEPING = "Walk quiet, and he might not see me.",
		},
		SPIDERDEN = "The bugs are hiding in there.",
		SPIDEREGGSACK = "Nasty spider eggs.",
		SPIDERGLAND = "Squishy and wobbly!",
		SPIDERHAT = "Is like smooch from giant bug.",
		SPIDERQUEEN = "Oh no! Walking bug-house!",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR =
		{
			DEAD = "Not scary now!",
			GENERIC = "This one extra scary.",
			SLEEPING = "I think not smart to poke it.",
		},
		SPOILED_FOOD = "Is ball of yuck!",
		STATUEHARP = "Where is pretty music?",
		STATUEMAXWELL = "Man is rock now! Very tricky...",
		STINGER = "Is sharp like skewer!",
		STRAWHAT = "Is good hat!",
		SUNKBOAT = "Is broken!",
		TALLBIRD = "Is tallest bird!",
		TALLBIRDEGG = "There is bird inside.",
		TALLBIRDEGG_COOKED = "Cooked bird. Good for breakfast!",
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED =
		{
			COLD = "Bird like ice cube!",
			GENERIC = "Little bird is trying to get out.",
			HOT = "Is too hot for little bird!",
			LONG = "I wait for bird.",
			SHORT = "Bird comes soon.",
		},
		TEENBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "Hah! Not so tall.",
			HUNGRY = "Is hungry, and noisy.",
			STARVING = "Is hungry, noisy and angry!",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BASE =
		{
			ACTIVE = "I do not fear what lies beyond!",
			GENERIC = "Strange rock. Do I sit on?",
			LOCKED = "Something missing still.",
			PARTIAL = "Is coming together now.",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BOX = "Has little lever.",
		TELEPORTATO_CRANK = "Bendy thing is made of metal!",
		TELEPORTATO_POTATO = "Ha ha! Ha ha! What ugly potato!",
		TELEPORTATO_RING = "I will bend into perfect circle!",
		TENT = "It is time for a mighty nap.",
		TENTACLESPOTS = "Yuck! Slimy!",
		TOPHAT = "Is good hat!",
		TORCH = "I attack night with fire stick.",
		TRAP = "No trap can hold me!",
		TRAP_TEETH = "It bites bottoms from below!",
		TRAP_TEETH_MAXWELL = "Whoever put this is bad fella!",
		TREASURECHEST = "I put stuff there!",
		TRINKET_1 = "Is junk, I think.",
		TRINKET_10 = "Is junk, I think.",
		TRINKET_11 = "Is junk, I think.",
		TRINKET_12 = "Is junk, I think.",
		TRINKET_2 = "Is junk, I think.",
		TRINKET_3 = "Is junk, I think.",
		TRINKET_4 = "Is junk, I think.",
		TRINKET_5 = "Is junk, I think.",
		TRINKET_6 = "Is junk, I think.",
		TRINKET_7 = "Is junk, I think.",
		TRINKET_8 = "Is junk, I think.",
		TRINKET_9 = "Is junk, I think.",
		TRUNKVEST_SUMMER = "Is warm fuzzy nose.",
		TRUNKVEST_WINTER = "I'm real cozy in this nose!",
		TRUNK_COOKED = "Is cooked nose.",
		TRUNK_SUMMER = "Is floppy nose.",
		TRUNK_WINTER = "Is floppy hairy nose.",
		TWIGS = "Puny twigs! I can break them!",
		UMBRELLA = "The rain hurts my mighty skin.",
		WALL_HAY = "Wall is made of grass!",
		WALL_HAY_ITEM = "Scratchy straws!",
		WALL_STONE = "Wall is strong like me!",
		WALL_STONE_ITEM = "Piles of rocks!",
		WALL_WOOD = "Hello, pointy sticks!",
		WALL_WOOD_ITEM = "Pokey sticks!",
		WALRUS = "Sea cow man!",
		WALRUSHAT = "I have sea cow man's hat!",
		WALRUS_CAMP =
		{
			EMPTY = "Is locked.",
			GENERIC = "How do they all fit?",
		},
		WALRUS_TUSK = "Sea cow man tooth!",
		WASPHIVE = "Mind says no. Muscles say yes!",
		WINTERHAT = "It make ears happy in cold!",
		WINTEROMETER = "Cold go up! Red go down!",
		WORMHOLE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Like soft pillow, growing on ground.",
			OPEN = "It can not harm this man!",
		},
	},
	DESCRIBE_GENERIC = "What is this thing?",
	DESCRIBE_TOODARK = "Help me! It is dark!",
	EAT_FOOD =
	{
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED = "This egg too crunchy.",
	},
}